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(Scene: A father and his son playing "throw-and-catch") Narrator: They appear to be a perfect family (Scene: bedtime story) Father: Export all OLE objects with the command line Father: So that they will be available for Internet information Son: Dad? Narrotor: But sometimes appearances can be deceiving. Son: Why do we always use .Net? Father: What do you mean? Son: Are there no other developing platforms? Father: I think it's time for you to go to sleep! Narrator: As a young boy discovers a new world unfolding (Scene: Son's growth) Son & Peer: Look how beautiful, robust, secure, portable, and scalable it is! Father: Hey, what are you guys up to? Son: We are just enjoying some porn. Father: Hope you're not doing Java and open source... Son & peer: No! Father: Good! Narrator: For being young is all about experimenting Father: What are you doing in there? Son: Nothing! Father: Hello? Son: Yeah, I'm almost done! (Scene: Christmas Dinner, son's confession, and father's death) Family: Merry Christmas! Narrotor: But a secret can't stay a secret forever... Son: Dad... Son: Mom..I have a confession to make. Son: I use Java! Father: What the hell are you talking about? Son: I want to use a programming language which doesn't only run in Windows. Father: That's just wrong! Son: Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft, and you know it. Mother: My son is a monster! The java Post: "One of the most compelling dramas for our time..." Father: Microsoft gives us net based applications... Father: that share information with other applications via web servers. Wired: "Truly gripping..." Father: They actually enable us to send XML-messages... Father: ...through SOAP! Through SOAP! Son: Shouldn't you be able to make your own choices, based on your own needs? (Scene: The father ripps off his son's shirt and sees a tattoo of an arrow heart with Java on it. The father faints away and dies) Son: Dad? James Gosling: "...a masterpiece!" (Scene: The graveyard, the son's grievous confession, and the hot girl.) Narrotor: But sometimes the truth comes with the terrible price. Son: Maybe you were right, dad. (Epitaph: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, Where do you want to go today?) Son: Maybe .NET is better than Java. Son: Maybe it's easier if Microsoft sets the standard... Hot girl: Java is far better! Hot girl: You can do fine tuning and balancing which you can't do with Microsoft. Hot girls: Java is the future! Narrotor: From a clean director of JAVATAR and .NOT Narrotor: starring Eddie Larrison, Scala Johansson, two-time-golden-doo winner William Windows Father: Goddammit! Narrotor: and a compelling performance by Mona Lisa Harddrive Narrotor: and introduing Lenny Linux Narrotor: Java 4-ever |
